Slowpoke — every printing, every price, every gap.

Incredibly slow and dopey. It takes 5 seconds for it to feel pain when under attack. Incredibly slow and sluggish. It is quite content to loll about without worrying about the time. It lazes vacantly near water. If something bites its tail, it won't even notice for a whole day. A sweet sap leaks from its tail's tip. Although not nutritious, the tail is pleasant to chew on. It is always so absent-minded that it won't react, even if its flavorful tail is bitten.